Over the years, we’ve heard some wack-ass shit coming from Republicans. With every new showcase of puerile stupidity from the cracked out conservative base, we are made painfully aware of the acute lack and diminishing quality of education in this country.
Republican crazy is sweeping the nation and infecting citizens like some new Black Plague. When infected with Republican crazy, one loses the ability to shut the fuck up, feels morally superior to others, believes they’re fucking scientists, and pushes their psychotic, perverted ideology on the whole damn country.
It’s past time we educate these cranks especially on matters pertaining to women’s issues. Like rape. The following graphic illustrates Republican views of rape.
It’s time anyone who doesn’t understand rape experience rape. Anyone seeking to do away with rape kits or abortions or anyone who thinks rape victims should share custody of their child with their rapist, these fucks should experience rape. Anyone who has ever believed in legitimate rape should experience legitimate rape. Anyone who has ever compared rape to the fucking weather should be fucking raped like a coastal town facing a category four hurricane with 150 mph winds at landfall. Anyone who thinks rape is God’s plan or anyone who thinks that rape victims should make the best of a bad situation should be raped repeatedly. All the twisted fucking shits who concur with the GOP views on rape should experience actual rape.
Let’s make a Republican Rape Robot to, you know, show politicians how their body can shut it down. Let’s see if they just go with it and relax. When they scream and beg for help, let’s ignore them and debate what they were wearing or how much they had to drink. We can all then muse at how God intended for them to be raped so they could understand fucking empathy. And for the ugly politicians, we’ll congratulate them on their rape and tell them they’re lucky and should be grateful.
These sick fucks lack empathy and understanding. The Republican Rape Robot is the answer for these psychotic, empathy lacking, misogynistic dickholes.