My daughter is obsessed with Re-Ment, the makers of tiny collectable things. If I let her, she’d watch these videos for hours. Those magical makers of the tiny things made me obsessed too. There’s something oddly satisfying about watching someone cook wee shrimpies. The magnet cooking set videos also feel me with happy. I have thus far resisted the crackhead urge to purchase all the tiny things, certain that if I did, I would spread the bitty bits all over the floor then sit, unmoving whilst staring hypnotically, until I slowly morphed into an anime version of myself. I worship you, mystery cooker of the tiny foods. I want all the preciouses.